I have been to Ikea twice in 2 days. Shoot me.

We had pumpkins on the doorstep last nite which seemed to scare off most of the local kids - anyone wanting a hundredweight of fruit salad bars, let me know.

My eyes are still red and itchy and angry and scaly and ugh.

My work has gone into meltdown.

On the upside, I have done most of my crimbo shopping and it's not even a whole day thru November yet.

I am away home again to lie in a darkened room and panic about making things.